my fav part of the game was when the camera would spend 2 minutes focusing on the female bosses’ in skin tight suits crawl around on the floor in front of snake, with every frame focusing on their chest or ass.
oh wait sorry that was the worst part of the game.
my fav part of the game was the epilogue that made the more or less finished story make absolutely no sense.
nope sorry my mistake got mixed up again!!!!
my fav part was whenever snake, otacon, and their daughter acted as some sort of bizarre family unit.
No, I’m not bullshitting, I was 100 percent more interested in the daily lives of these three characters then any sort of action the game presented.
Remake mgs2 please!
they gave the big robot testicles.
the kid tasered himself in the nuts
the girl landed on the guys ballsack
the tiny robot humped the girls leg
the two dogs wont stop humping each other
the old robot farts out a parachute
"i am directly beneath the robot’s scrotum" -exact quote said by some asshole
michael bay directs